Hey everybody! How are you all doing? Anyway, the topic this week is Chuck Norris jokes! Here they are
1) If you don’t succeed the first time, your not Chuck Norris.
2) Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage in his lungs.
3) Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
4) Chuck Norris’s computer has no control key, Chuck Norris is always in control.
5) Chuck Norris puts the ‘terror’ in ‘terrorist’
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I’m still waiting for Chuck. Oh wait. I came back, so I guess I don’t have to worry about Chuck!
I will send him after you anyway… just for you.
Umm….Odd jokes.